- There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
- When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
- Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
- Everyone carries around his own monsters.
- I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.
- It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused.
- There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
- I went to Zimbabwe...I know how white people feel in America now, relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
- I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.
- I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

